MilkshakeClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ralph and the Train]

Ralph is one crazy guy

You kept me on the edge of my seat in suspence? Rly. Well not rly but i love you anyway and would like to have hot babies with you. MilkPaint. Hawt.

MSPaintClock responds:

Hey Milkshakes, you one cool guy.

[A ClockDay Hermit Crab]

Total awesomeness

Brilliant in every way. You made me laugh, cry, and ejaculate my brains out with this flash's awesomeness. You've got the knack, bruddah.

BoulderClock responds:

And this review made me ejaculate my brains out as well.

[Zoloft Returns]

Brilliant

Something like that would have took me at least 5 years. Your hax are gewd.

ZoloftClock responds:

In Yugoslavia, words are expressed by using dried goat penises.

[CC- When Bit Attacks]

Absolutely terrible

Will all you little CC homeboys please shut the fuck up about the whole bit being pranked thing! He was in his rights to do what he did, if all you people would just shut the fuck up about it all. This flash gives him more reason to do what he did.

Plus the flash sucked too.

BoulderClock responds:

You sir are an asshole.

[Tomato's Valentine '06]

Oh.....my.......GOD

That flash was the most gayest thing i've EVER seen. Not ever, EVER. I didn't know people could make such jittery claymations with fast text but hey i 5'd/10'd because i just pissed my pants.

SpinningCubeClock responds:

Clean it up sir. I won't have any of that in my fucking house!

[SoaD - Bounce!]

DAILY FEATURE GET!!!

Bounce isn't really one of my fav SOAD songs, but this made me like it much more. The pogo stick 'jumping' was too slow for the song, as was the seizure lightings, but the graphics were very well finished with some really good FBF. Congrats.

AcidX responds:

Thanks for the comments dude.
Yeah, I wanted to pogo to look natural. Trust me, I tried making it faster, it just looked bad ;( But heh, glad you liked it ^_^

[Hippie Hangout secks!]

Free weed!?!

Sounds like Coffee raped that bitch good, next time have a sex scene and people will vote 5 cause its HENTAIII!I!!!!@@#@!!!! w00t!!

MasterJimmy responds:

THANK YOU KIND SIR!!
I had a dead line so I could do that sex scene as that take lots of time, next time though my friend...next time (=

[Milk Needed]

So yes ICSC

Well first of all, when i first saw the preloader squashed up i was quite dissapointed, and made me just want to immediatly vote 0 and close this flash down. But i decided to be nice, and wait kindly.

Then i got to the flash, firstly the 'stars' were like total shit, and i was throwing up just looking at them. Then i got to the ground and i saw:
1. A shitty 'road'
2. A milkshake with a clock that was squashed
3. A clock on a milkshake which was far too big and
4. A shitty (almost random) shape tween on the clock, which was frequently spinning around and leaving the milkshake.
EYES DONT FLIP AROUND LIKE THAT!

I got out my vomit bucket, and then continued on with the flash. I was very suprised and confused to see 2 hands randomly appear, which of course didn't actually suit the MilkshakeClock. The edges were not alpha'd down, which quite confused me and dissapointed me too. The door was also squashed, and it didn't appear to lead to a house.

When the 'door' 'opened' i starting laughing and vomiting when it 'hit' milkshake, and with an incredibly shitty low FPS tween knocked him to the ground without a sound effect. I emptied out my vomit bucket since it had already overflown, then continued on. Once again, when mocha talked he had the crappy shape tweens, as did the ice cream soda.

When the music came on i was pleasently suprised to hear a song by the band 'Allister', but then i was dissaponited to see shitty shape tweens that didn't match each other. I once again emptied out my vomit bucket and continued.

From here on in the masking improved greatly, although i was dissapointed to see the RETURN OF RANDOM HANDS! (which looked bad).

When they started dancing i thought it was quite amusing, but until the camera when back to ICSC, i saw for one frame his straw change directions and go back. I didn't vomit, i just roflled. After peeing my pants 6 times continuously and rolling into my vomit bucket i decided to take a shower, then continue.

Then when they left the club (right as soon as it was getting good, bad idea.) the shitty masking started again. There was also another bad thing, as they appeared to have left mocha's house, when in fact they were at a club. Not cool. Once mocha fell down milkshakes clock became too big again, and i vomited all over my new clothes. Not cool.

Then i was relieved to see the flash finish with a crappy finish screen.

Verdict: Average, but i fived and ten'd cause i know you in real life and you're a clock.

asianhead responds:

Ok, just to let you know, this WAS my first flash (in Flash 7 anyway)
Also, I was running outta time when I got to the bit with the featured song "Boysenberry" by "Allister", and as for the shape tweens, it was meant to be a form of lip sync which obviously went totally wrong, and I'm sure that the FPS was only a shitty 12, so that explains the bad slow motion tween. As for the clocks being to big, there is no actual manual for the Object to Clock Ratio, and as for Milkshake being squashed, I apoligise I suppose.
The main thing is, it doesn't really matter cos everyone post's random shit in on clockday, just look at "oh canada clock" by some random noobface.

[[BreadfruitClock smells]]

Congratulations my good man...

but didn't breadfruit leave the CC?

TruffleClock responds:

No, he still goes there once in a while

[Project Forum]

C'mon assholes....vote your fifens!

We should talk some more on msn, faf :)

PlexityMusic responds:

Sure, contact me!